littleharleythings:

my response to someone who asked me how i felt today.

my teeth really hurt. 

acediamau5:

hobbitlobby made this for me and I had to share god bless

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#hl  #half-life  

denythem:

Did I just redraw that fucking screenshot

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  • Fontaine: If you're stupid say "what".
  • Fontaine: Would you kindly say "what"
  • Jack: What
  • Fontaine: OH MAN
  • Fontaine: OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST
  • Fontaine: I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME
  • Fontaine: OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • Fontaine: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
#shock  #bioshock  

cryomage:

X

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kisu-no-hi:

R.Lutece - Raffle 1902

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bernhardforcher:

Fantastic ass-kicking, doc!

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#hl  #half-life  #barne  

soos playing a dating sim

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then the angel asked her what her name was
she said, “i have none.”
then he asked, “how can this be?”
"my father never gave me one."

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#hl  #portal